Praise science and the remarkable times we live in!  Cordarounds has fused the most practical and impractical coat into one.   On one side an exclamatory smoking jacket, on the other a subtle corduroy coat.

But this isn't any corduroy, it's Cordarounds aerodynamic cord. The horizontal orientation allows wind to whip through the wales, shaving precious nanoseconds off your walks about.  And your arms swoosh silently, the meshing grooves offering no onomatopoetic alert of your approach.

Our researchers have discovered that, somewhere between the second and third cocktail, the coat magically transforms from subtle corduroy to screaming smoker.  The results, of course, depend on the wearer. Some switch sooner, and we praise them for it.