Cordarounds, an online-only clothier, relies on word-of-mouth advertising to spread the gospel of our apparel inventions. And, as responsible citizens of the Internet, we know that asking folks to SEND TO A FRIEND puts them in the uncomfortable position of being a pest. So our engineers have devised the most forwardable e-mail in Internet history. In addition to the slo-mo fashion food-fight video we've filmed (see above), each and every word of this e-mail hyperlinks to one of a plethora of Web oddities submitted by our loyal customers.

So, in addition to inviting you to visit Cordarounds.com, home of fashion phenomena like USArounds, Discoballrounds and, of course, Cordarounds, we encourage you to spend the remainder of your previously productive workday clicking around this advertisement. With such a rich bounty of links, it would simply be bad Netiquette not to pass it on.