Last week, Ted Tippler of Nashua, Wisconsin, saw the Virgin Mary in a plate of corned beef hash. In a Miami suburb, dermatologist Orlando Merengue sighted the blessed visage in a slew of heat rashes. And Friday night at the Skoal International Speedway, Funny Car champ Flo Chacon's epic peel out lofted a ghostly contrail that bore a distinct resemblance to the Madonna -- or Chyna, depending on your vantage point. With reports of Mary sightings coming in from across the country, we ask: is it all a coincidence?

Of course not -- it's all part of a painstakingly elaborate campaign to announce another limited edition batch of Mary-go-rounds.

Never before in our 4-year history have we inspired such trousermania as we have with Marygorounds. These cozy drawstring slacks sold out in a mere 72 hours last December, so we've decided to appease the demands of discriminating pant-wearers who didn't click quickly enough.

Today, we issue a limited edition run of another 55 pair in sizes S through XL (with longs available in large and extra large.)