Yes, millions await the Monday finale of Cordarounds' Christmas Saga, Lazenby Sleighs Santa.  Will our hero survive the jaws of the orca and complete his mission to slay Santa?  Or will Kris Kringle's reign of perverse terror continue for another year?

Today, I received a Lazenby-themed Christmas carol from the insanely-talented Colin Stuart, a horizontal corduroy pant wearer from LA who predicts a pleasant outcome to our holiday saga.  Click and listen as Cordarounds' romantic spokesman assumes the gift-giving role of St. Nick and replaces the sleigh with an Airstream trailer driven by a team of Walruses (which he refers to as Walrii--a decision that will be debated by wildlife grammarians for ages.) 

You are strongly encouraged to download and play at all your holiday parties. It's just that good.

JINGLE BELL WALRII

By Colin Stuart

Special Thanks to:

Lesley Green, who provided inspiration, arranging, and vocals

Leslie Machacak, who facilitated the mike and much needed Lesley's baby-watching

Ron and Ron, who patiently put up with 12 hours of takes leaking through the walls.  

If you're an artist and would like to submit sketches of any part of the Lazenby Christmas Saga, we'd love to see them.