So we’re small.  But we think preposterously big.  And after a few pints at the Blackhorse Pub, bigger still.  So at 2:00 AM Pacific, we proudly announce our Global Advertising Campaign…the Cordarounds Zeppelin!

Yes, now that we’ve sold pants to customers as far away as Dar es Salaam, we've built up a modest advertising budget.  Of course we could go the standard route, placing ads in such venerable publications as Filbert’s Haberdashers Quarterly, Pant and Leg, and The Corduroy Intelligencer. But instead, Cordarounds has decided to build a blimp so big that it blots out the sun.

Know that with each Cordarounds purchase, you're not only getting a pair of world-class, aerodynamic corduroy pants, you're contributing to a much bigger cause -- a cause so big, it will be able to house a crew of 500, plus livestock.

But that's not the only way you can help.  Cordarounds zeppelin scientists recently submitted their so-called "Pant Dreadnought" design (pictured above).  While their work is practically infallible, we like to keep the heat on them, so your zeppelin ideas are also welcome.

Please send all design suggestions to fans@cordarounds.com.  Valuable feeback will be posted in our blog. By our calculations, the maiden voyage is a mere 10 million pant sales away.