It's true, Cordarounds' rise to power hasn't been victimless. Our friends and neighbors -- enlisted each season to model our duds -- have paid a hefty price. Tic-Tac-only diets, lapdogs, routine orgies -- the worst covergirl afflictions and affectations, thrust upon these everymen because we can’t afford professional models.



Now you can save these poor men from a vacuous life of fashion modeling -- and save $10 off your next Cordarounds purchase in the process. Just send us a picture of you and your pants in action.

It's simple: You purchase a pair of our new Cordarounds (whiskey, olive, blue, khaki, or black). You receive them. You take picture of pants or yourself in pants in some clever way. We credit your card $10.

It's all part of our effort to build the greatest collection of images a catalog has ever offered. After all, why present only a few images of your clothing when you can show 'em off on scads of real customers?

Note that none of our models had ever modeled before they donned a pair of our mighty pants; they merely had the misfortune of knowing us first. So all you need for your debut as an international male model is a what-the-hell attitude, a dose of humility, and perhaps a dose of malt liquor.

It's easy. See...