Why are Cordarounds the preferred pant of secret agents, ninjas and justice-seeking vigilantes like the indomitable Ted Fist (featured below)?  That’s easy: The meshing wales of these wonderpants allow for effortlessly swish-free sneakabouts -- no vrrt-vrrts, woosh-wooshes or other onomatopoeic tip-offs that you’re on the prowl.

Most of our customers are, in fact, employed in professions requiring the utmost stealth as well as a high degree of proficiency with throwing stars.  So we thought it was time to make a pair of trousers just for them: the PAYBACK Cordarounds.   These black, thin-wale classic Cordarounds are styled with black paisley pockets and liners.  They’re very, very black. They mean business.  And yet they’re our most fancy-pants pants to date, equally at home in the VIP room or the interrogation room.


But we didn’t stop there.  Oh no.  In our never-ending quest to properly outfit our daring and deadly clientele, we went one step further.   Sure, PAYBACK pants are dashing when paired with our reversible smoking jacket, but why just think outside the box when you can silently shoot it from 2,000 meters?   To wit: the Urban Jungle Sniper Coat!

Since Cordarounds lives on the bleeding edge of fashion, we felt duty-bound to urbanize the sniper’s trusty ghillie coat.  Designed to make you look like a mound of moss wherever you go, the Urban Jungle Sniper Coat is perfect for any occasion when discretion is paramount.  (It’s mesh woven, so you can insert local flora and blend into any environment, like quiet bouquet of ill-tidings.)

You can find these and other fantastic new items in the Cordarounds store --your #1 online destination for Valentine’s Day gifts.   For Him.  For Her.   For Adventure.

CORDAROUNDS:

WERE:  $80

NOW: $60

                    Faberge Eggs:

        WERE:  $8 Million

        NOW: $6 Million

     Human Livers:

   WERE:  $25,000

   NOW: $19,999

   Fissile Uranium:

WAS:  $25 Million

NOW: $19.95 Million