Yes, our engineers have outdone themselves once again. Nobel-worthy work--if only prizes were awarded for trousers. But they're not, which is why we ask you to continue your boycott of Swedish heavy metal bands until they do.

The Cargo Cordarounds

These thin wale Cordarounds are cut comfortably with large cargo pockets to carry grenades and/or 8 track tapes. All pockets--side, rear, and cargo--are lined with fabrics that have been certified hip by the Fonzarelli institute of the Currently Cool. They feature Evil Eye back pockets, that project a slit of color that looks sinister at best, diabolical at worst. According to Cordarounds model, Patrick Chapman, “Women are always looking at my butt. Now I can stare back at them.” We offer them in olive, brown, and British khaki.

The Brushed Pebble Cotton trouser:



A new texture for pant fans. Note the pebbly canvas feel. Know that these khaki or red pants have a soft yet rugged feel, like Donald Rumsfeld. Cut like classic Cordarounds, these trousers feel great, and like their horizontal corduroy predecessors, magically attract the touch of female suitors.

The $10 "_____________" sent me discount

How you can get $10 off? Simple. From today through this Sunday, we extend to you, loyal readers of the Cordarounds newsletter and blog, a discount on our new trousers. Better yet, we extend it to all the friends and family members who admire and often steal your pants.

All you need to do is write something funny in the comments field of the order form and we'll subtract $10 from the purchase WHEN WE PROCESS THE SALE. And if your friends write, for instance, "Mick Lane sent me" or "Miles Reed sent me" or--you get the point--they'll get a discount too. In fact they can write "Mick Stinks" or "I have a restraining order on Miles" or anything for that matter, and we'll knock $10 off the price of their purchase. Tell them to be creative.